this wierd guy...
this wierd guy....
i don't know if this ever happens to you, but it happens to me all the time.
i'm at the cheese store, and someone comes up to me and says"hello mr. carbone".
someone who knows my name. and i have no idea who they are????
i try to chat without revealing the truth....
"oh, hello. are you here to try some cheese?"
"i just got back from 40 days in turkey, i traveled the overland route"
"oh,so you went through bulgaria?"
"well,no, i started at the heel of italy, in basilicata, took the ferry to greece, ended up in istanbul and anatolia.i was researching the origins of pizza.
afte a few minutes, he relaized i didn't know who he was.
"oh i used to go to your old restaurant with carol anne...."
i still dont' knowwho this guy is.
i am getting senile...am i drinking too much beer? i have no recall for people from the past. in my defense,i can say that i do meet quite a lot of people,and quite frankly,if you're not a woman i might not remember who you are.
so i still had no idea who this guy was.
he had read about the upcoming cheese-beer-choc0late tasting....
he had smuggled back illegal food products from turkey, like camel pastrami. he said 'i figured out that camel was probably the first pastrami, as the people who first made it were surrounded by camels"
and, so i tasted illegal, smuggled through customs, camel pastrami,made in turkey..
it was awesome, red, tender, fresh (as fresh as pastrami can be)
i wondered, is it halaal?
he said
i don't know which side this animal is on, it has a cloven hoof...??
who knows, is camel meat halaal? kosher?
"oh, and by the way,let mehave your email:
his name is
jack@rusher.com
"rusher is my last name"
so i said, jack, if i go to rusher.com i can read about what you're doing??
so i did:
go to rusher.com
you'll find a cool site devoted to books and book arcania:
(from rusher.com)
in 1276
"this early paper was known as rag paper. because it was made by rendering linen rags into a pulp that was pressed onto screens and left to dry...considered too fragile for books, it was immediately pressed into service for currency..(yes, paper money...)
the new currency was quite popular because it gave banks the ability to produce credit notes from a cheap and plentiful resource.
a popular song from the 16th century summarized the effect of paper money on the peasant class:
rags make paper
paper makes money
money makes banks
banks make loans
loans make beggars
beggars make rags!"'"
thank you mr jack
___________
another strange person
what does "besos" mean? can you sign it on your emails?
i had a co worker names "jake"...not his real name...ok so his real name was "josh".
he always signed his emails "besos"
does that mean kisses??
if so, it's kind of fake and suck -uppy
maybe a little flirty
and i wanted to dis the hell out of it,but now i use it myself
'olivia
thanks for having me in the show
besos
jimmy
what does that say aobut me? maybe i'm angry at this jake-josh fellow....i used to think that 'besos' was cute and flirty,a little more interesting than "best" "xo" .....
how do you sign your emails? text messages?
_______--
friday night. a woman changed into her jimmy's no.43 t shirt at the bar. she peeled off her top, nice bra!, and put her t shirt on....that is exibitionism.
i know she wanted me to look at her. so i did.
"yow zer!"
at the bar, one of the regulars "robbie" not his real name. was sitting with his fiance. he panted "wow zer"....his fiance got mad at him.
she wasn't mad that he had looked at the woman as she changed her top. she was mad because he had made a moaning sound...."why do you always have to make such wierd sounds in public??
they spent about 1/2 an hour arguing amongst themselves, and left
the woman, black princess, was hardly worth arguing over...
in fact she had just worked as a nude model for a live model art class ,right here inthis room.
when i poked my head in, all i could smell was
oil and sweat
youknow,that scented body oil kind of oil?
i told michelle who worked here about it. i said,,michelle, i didn;t really see what was going on in the live nude mdoel art class, but it sure did smell like oil and sweat.
she said "oh, that's because i was in there last night" ...you know...and she blushed
ok, the room smelled like oil and sweat. and she said "you know...' and she blushed.
michelle? what were you talking aobut
back to black princess
the host of the art class had introduced me to her, "this is princess,our model"
she shot him down" it's black, black princess. black is my first name."
obviously he had mixed up her name before.
maybe he's drinks too much and he's getting senile?
?
i do that all the time as well. especially when i have a new staff emember. there's a new waitress workinghere, her name is melanie. i call her melissa....
so i talk to black princess all the time.
oil and sweat???
in an art class??
_______________________________
i don't know if this ever happens to you, but it happens to me all the time.
i'm at the cheese store, and someone comes up to me and says"hello mr. carbone".
someone who knows my name. and i have no idea who they are????
i try to chat without revealing the truth....
"oh, hello. are you here to try some cheese?"
"i just got back from 40 days in turkey, i traveled the overland route"
"oh,so you went through bulgaria?"
"well,no, i started at the heel of italy, in basilicata, took the ferry to greece, ended up in istanbul and anatolia.i was researching the origins of pizza.
afte a few minutes, he relaized i didn't know who he was.
"oh i used to go to your old restaurant with carol anne...."
i still dont' knowwho this guy is.
i am getting senile...am i drinking too much beer? i have no recall for people from the past. in my defense,i can say that i do meet quite a lot of people,and quite frankly,if you're not a woman i might not remember who you are.
so i still had no idea who this guy was.
he had read about the upcoming cheese-beer-choc0late tasting....
he had smuggled back illegal food products from turkey, like camel pastrami. he said 'i figured out that camel was probably the first pastrami, as the people who first made it were surrounded by camels"
and, so i tasted illegal, smuggled through customs, camel pastrami,made in turkey..
it was awesome, red, tender, fresh (as fresh as pastrami can be)
i wondered, is it halaal?
he said
i don't know which side this animal is on, it has a cloven hoof...??
who knows, is camel meat halaal? kosher?
"oh, and by the way,let mehave your email:
his name is
jack@rusher.com
"rusher is my last name"
so i said, jack, if i go to rusher.com i can read about what you're doing??
so i did:
go to rusher.com
you'll find a cool site devoted to books and book arcania:
(from rusher.com)
in 1276
"this early paper was known as rag paper. because it was made by rendering linen rags into a pulp that was pressed onto screens and left to dry...considered too fragile for books, it was immediately pressed into service for currency..(yes, paper money...)
the new currency was quite popular because it gave banks the ability to produce credit notes from a cheap and plentiful resource.
a popular song from the 16th century summarized the effect of paper money on the peasant class:
rags make paper
paper makes money
money makes banks
banks make loans
loans make beggars
beggars make rags!"'"
thank you mr jack
___________
another strange person
what does "besos" mean? can you sign it on your emails?
i had a co worker names "jake"...not his real name...ok so his real name was "josh".
he always signed his emails "besos"
does that mean kisses??
if so, it's kind of fake and suck -uppy
maybe a little flirty
and i wanted to dis the hell out of it,but now i use it myself
'olivia
thanks for having me in the show
besos
jimmy
what does that say aobut me? maybe i'm angry at this jake-josh fellow....i used to think that 'besos' was cute and flirty,a little more interesting than "best" "xo" .....
how do you sign your emails? text messages?
_______--
friday night. a woman changed into her jimmy's no.43 t shirt at the bar. she peeled off her top, nice bra!, and put her t shirt on....that is exibitionism.
i know she wanted me to look at her. so i did.
"yow zer!"
at the bar, one of the regulars "robbie" not his real name. was sitting with his fiance. he panted "wow zer"....his fiance got mad at him.
she wasn't mad that he had looked at the woman as she changed her top. she was mad because he had made a moaning sound...."why do you always have to make such wierd sounds in public??
they spent about 1/2 an hour arguing amongst themselves, and left
the woman, black princess, was hardly worth arguing over...
in fact she had just worked as a nude model for a live model art class ,right here inthis room.
when i poked my head in, all i could smell was
oil and sweat
youknow,that scented body oil kind of oil?
i told michelle who worked here about it. i said,,michelle, i didn;t really see what was going on in the live nude mdoel art class, but it sure did smell like oil and sweat.
she said "oh, that's because i was in there last night" ...you know...and she blushed
ok, the room smelled like oil and sweat. and she said "you know...' and she blushed.
michelle? what were you talking aobut
back to black princess
the host of the art class had introduced me to her, "this is princess,our model"
she shot him down" it's black, black princess. black is my first name."
obviously he had mixed up her name before.
maybe he's drinks too much and he's getting senile?
?
i do that all the time as well. especially when i have a new staff emember. there's a new waitress workinghere, her name is melanie. i call her melissa....
so i talk to black princess all the time.
oil and sweat???
in an art class??
_______________________________
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