chefs seeking happy endings

chefs have come a long way.

in the old days,women would walk into my kitchen, say provocative lines like: "i like to f&*k chefs the way some girls like to f*&k drummers...."

you would think it would be easy for a chef. they meet lots of women, they have secret rooms, like the walkin refrigerator, the store room, the liquor room.....

maybe things have changed a bit in the restaurant world. maybe there isn't room any more for young anthony bourdain's to find themselves in the kitchen.

it's definitely more competitive.

how did it come to this?

my chef friend asked me if i knew where to get a good happy ending.
we were talking about spa's. there's a spa on second avenue, called spa belles, but it's not really a spa, it's a nail salon....some of the staff had pitched in to get me a "full spa" treatment for my birthday, my wife ended up using it. i think the kitchen guys chipped in because when they heard "spa' they thought "happy endings".
where have these boys been? at spa belles, a spa treatment is a list of typical ladies favoprites - pedicure, manicure, facial, foot wash and rub, neck massage...that's about it.

i told him he should try one of the neighbouring chinese tui-na (?) massage storefronts. what has made them so popular, anyways,that they are ubiquitous - there is one on every block in manhattan. have you ever gone for a happy ending? i asked the chef?
well, no, you don't go in and ask for a happy ending. you go in for a full 1 hour massage.....then you don't need to ask, they just do it.....